sekar_pryors

i wish i had a legit use for google wave now that i have an invite. anyone want to be busy with me on it?

hi im lukas and im dumb....and i smell also im rly fat

I'm looking forward to Epic Mickey.

I'm comparing the theme songs for Law & Order versus their counterparts.

I've only watched two episodes in my life.

These are their songs:

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Law_And_Order.html

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Law_and_Order-_3rd_Version.html

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Law_and_Order_-_Trial_By_Jury.html

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Law_and_Order_-_Criminal_Intent.html

http://www.televisiontunes.com/Law_and_Order_-_Special_Victims_Unit.html

I'd like to do something important alongside these songs.

I've been going through an Eastern-European Punk stage right now.

Right now:
* DeVotchKa
* Gogol Bordello
* Beirut
* Hawk and a Hacksaw

Sorry, I'm not bothering with Dropkick Murphy's. Not right now.

Personally, I think this song would be an excellent title screen song for a video game. Perhaps an ominous, very dark and serious RPG.

I promise you that I'm not a tool who has nothing interesting to talk about. I just don't like internet writing.

http://twitter.com/sf4m

http://twitter.com/SciFi4m

http://twitter.com/StonyBrookSF4m

http://twitter.com/OfficialSF4MI

http://twitter.com/ThaREALSF4M

What the hell?

I would've made a fake one, or one to help point out the stupidity of the problem, but the last one has the joke-4M twitterpage occupation filled.

I'm done following any of them.

my mom got a facebook.

she posted on my wall.

should i delete it?

hooray. assembly language coding all through the night!!

summer always evaporates. =[

but school will be great.

i plan on being at the forum at 12:00 pm tomorrow if anyone cares. I have the key to get inside still with me, so i'll be chilling inside.

make sure when you're driving a car, and your shotgunner is having a good time because the music's hot, the drinks are cold, and the roof and windows are gone, and then decides to stick out his neck from the window and scream out Led Zeppelin song lyrics

make--MAKE SURE
that there isn't a police car there, because then they're going to be following you, looking you for you to fuck up in the smallest way possible and ticket you, and you get two options:

a. pay a heavy fine and lose points off the license--and pay even more cash for insurance

or

b. pay $45 and lose six hours to deal with bullshit defensive driving

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I feel like going swimming in the lake near my house this late. I need to cool off in the water.

I went to New Jersey today to visit someone special today, but along the way, my mom took my family to a mall there. It's quite an incredible mall--something that I visited often as baby Lukas. But anyway, I was browsing through the Game Boy Color Games in the EB Games, when lo-and-behold:

I saw both Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages and Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons inside, and wondered to myself what the fuck is wrong with New Jersey? Two amazing games from my childhood and they've been rotting inside the cases like old meat!? I liberated those games and had liquidy sex with the deal, which then climaxed into something better. EB was having one of those "Buy two GBC games, get one free" deals, so I picked out Kirby in Dreamland because I've never owned a Kirby game before. It came to a total of $16.01.

And I held my breath, shuffled the game cartridge around the mall, and anticipated the moment when I locked those games into my GBC. After my family pulled into the driveway, in one smooth motion, I ran inside, dove onto my bed, inserted the cartridge and toggled the GBC on.

I've felt more disappointed in my life, it's true, but now I'm feeling bogged down. The things that kept me happy when I was 11 or 12---I honestly don't remember my age---fail.

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The problem with the game I have now is its "Pallet Town" syndrome: the point in the game when your character sails across the screen like the Titanic after the glacier (no bike; no running shoes), and you want to see what's down the path from that tree but you have to have the CUT HM before you do that), forced into the linear gameplay and you're scrolling through the pointless townie/character dialogue looking for something useful, like an item, to the point you don't know that they've finished talking until you've hit the 'a' button again and then they're yaping the same thing again ("WHERE THE FUCK'S MY COFFEE IM NOT LETTING ANYONE LEAVE VERMILLION CITY UNTIL I HAVE MY COFFEE BECAUSE IM A SUPER DICKCUNTBREAKER" or "I LIKE SHORTS. THEY'RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR.").

Typically, I do not care that the weather is crazy ("yes sir, it's winter, then fall; then spring; then winter again. I've noticed it too, Must be Global Warming."), or that the once benevolent queen has been acting strange in recent minutes.

No, idle banter. I want my sword. I want to go through the screen faster, and start stabbing things, collect rings, and have all the other abilities and powerups now!

Maybe the problem is that I was new to this sort of thing when I was prepubescent that I didn't mind the bullshit because it was fun and enjoyable, but now, I've come to realize that Nintendo (or myself, playing old Nintendo games--or playing old Nintendo games in new packaging *cough* Diamond and Pearl *cough*) can't pull the same tricks again and keep from sleeping. This is probably the real reason why I haven't even tried to tackle Twilight Princess; because I know subconsciously that forty dollars is not worth another [Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Windwaker--but without the cartoony--and Star Fox Adventures--but without the cuntary--]esque adventure.

I will say Oracle of Ages is most definitely the better of the two; the villain is done much better (an evil sorceress who takes bodies of others and knows how to functionally manipulate the past to get the present into her idea is better than the nihilist Iron Glove with a jaw who wants to destroy the world by swaying the seasons into dismay), there's no pointless cave to go through to get the Wooden Sword (so you can hit those octopuses).

Oracle of Ages picks up faster; I talked to one of the villagers, and he gave me a shovel; so I had a shovel and sword in the time that I worked to get just the sword in Oracle of Seasons.

1 - Oracle of Ages ($9.99)
0 - Oracle of Seasons ($4.99)

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And there's no save feature in Kirby in Dream Land. I'm not finishing that shit in one sitting.

So my life is one step up from Saturday when I was pacing around the house, complaining to myself that I desperately need a job and a car and everything else to be successful. I felt like I was being singled to be an utter victim of circumstance, and that I was doomed to be that way. It was late at night, and I felt like tearing at my hair at my own helplessness.

But things have changed. Yesterday I learned to make coffee, ice coffee, how to gracefully accept two nice work vests and two khaki pants and to stand up on my legs for nine hours. The pain was satisfying. The woman working with me said I could take the donuts back with me, and even shared a portion of the tips with me (which is disallowed for the first two weeks working there). Hooray for working at the Dunkin Donuts one town away (Carmel!)

Today my mom and brother helped me bring my new used car back home. A black 1996 Volkswagen Cabrio. It makes a great used car for its price, but the enticing part of it is that it's a convertible!

Tonight I organize my thoughts. Tomorrow is when I take action, I have to get this part of the car fixed, and that part--paint over the rust--find out when I'm working next week for Dunkin Donuts. Who knows? I've heard rumors of a nearby store hiring, maybe I'll get a second job.

But I'm satisfied right now. No feeling is better than knowing that the wheels of my plans are grinding. When I lose sight of that, I become anxious, jittery, and broken.
 

=]

If I knew Ema Skyes was going to be a snack-eating bitch, I wouldn't have saved her ass.

Today is significant.

EDIT: That day was not so significant.

This is the time of the year where I'm supposed to be working on schoolwork and finals, but all I want to do is be a hooligan and socialize with people.

I absolutely hate this.

Okay, 500 words of story tonight. (Wrote some of a poem instead. It's perhaps the weirdest thing I've ever written. Maybe I'll read a censored version of it at the next Open Mic Night.) More Physics homework. Finish the lab that was supposed to be done Thursday. Read a few chapters of Physics.

I think that should be it for tonight.

Also, people please POST those picnic pictures on phacebook!  I want to reminisce tonight.

I want to be Kilgore Trout
Without a doubt
I want to be Kilgore Trout

It has hit me sooner than I expected.
Has anyone Rule 34'd Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal? In fact, has the entire cast of Twisted Metal been Rule 34'd yet?

This is also a shout-out to the nice person who proved to me that Cheesasaurus Rex porn does in fact exist. Thank you again.

I'm using this fucker now.



can you dig it?